Amicus Curiae

We're just like Scalia and Ginsberg, only we're 2Ls and not on the Supreme Court. Oh, and this Antonin doesn't sing.

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

My Reputation Precedes Me

This post is for Alfred, who once told me that when he first heard my name, he thought something similar. And because he laughed when I told him this story over the phone tonight.

So today was my first day of work. And since we were in trial most of the day, the only other thing we really had time for was a short tour of the judge's chambers and introducing ourselves to the Court Security Officers downstairs.

This is the conversation that took place:

Me: Hi, I'm [real name].

CSO 1: Nice to meet you, [real name].

Me: Nice to meet you as well.

CSO 2: Wait a second... [real name]? (Lowers voice so only I can hear him.) Not the porn star though, right?

Me: o_O

Yes, you heard me correctly. On my first day at work I was asked by a Court Security Officer whether I was a porn star.

The only thing that might have been worse would be if he'd heard my name and immediately looked at me more closely to see if he recognized me, as that would mean that he's seen enough of the other [real name]'s work to know that I wasn't her.

Those of you who know my real name can Google me to see who I'm talking about. Though you'll also see that it's pretty hard to confuse the two of us. We don't look much alike.


Anonymous Jackamo said...

well, at least he left it an open question. If my name was somehow similar to a porn star's, the guard's comment would have been accompanied by much laughter.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

you'll need to work more on that tan before any real confusion could take place.

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Blogger Nicole said...

ha ha ha....

That's too funny!

And what a question for the guard to ask you....what if you had really been "that porn star" - what would he have said then?

"OH, I'm a HUGE fan. Could you sign this please?"

9:42 AM  
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Is your real life name Reamer von Thunderbone?

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